INTERNET BRAINROT!

OMG y’all, my brain has officially left the chat. 🧠💨 I tried explaining why I’m so obsessed with TikTok sea shanties to my mom and ended up just singing “Wellerman” for 20 minutes straight. 😂🎶 She’s convinced I’m broken now.

And don’t even get me started on my latest hyperfixation with “cottagecoreaesthetics. 🌿🍄 I spent three hours watching tutorials on how to knit a mushroom-shaped tea cozy… WHY? Because apparently, I’m a forest witch now. 🧙‍♀️✨

😅#Quirky!😅

Just last week, I accidentally said “IYKYK” out loud in a real-life convo and my friend was like, “speak English, please.” 🤦‍♂️ Oops, too much Twitter does that to you, fam. 😅


Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go argue with strangers about whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not. 🌭 Debate skills, activate! (Seriously, send help. Or at least some good memes. Or maybe just send snacks. 🍕🥪)

#InternetBrainrot #SendMemes #AmITheDrama? 🤔💭

👋😂 Stay chaotic, peeps!